[April Fools] Replace water with brawndo (#43421)

* brawndo * bump
2026-06-09 10:06:43 +02:00 · 2026-03-31 22:53:41 +02:00
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68 changed files with 145 additions and 134 deletions
@@ -130,7 +130,7 @@ accent-words-tomato-1 = Totato!
 accent-words-tomato-2 = Trotect
 accent-words-tomato-3 = Mastet?
 accent-words-tomato-4 = Reaty!
-accent-words-tomato-5 = Water...
+accent-words-tomato-5 = Brawndo...

 # Scurret
 accent-words-scurret-1 = Wa!
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ accent-cowboy-words-14 = chef
 accent-cowboy-replacement-14 = cookie

 accent-cowboy-words-15 = coffee
-accent-cowboy-replacement-15 = black water
+accent-cowboy-replacement-15 = black brawndo

 accent-cowboy-words-16 = confused
 accent-cowboy-replacement-16 = stumped
@@ -6,5 +6,5 @@ gas-nitrous-oxide-abbreviation = N₂O
 gas-oxygen-abbreviation = O₂
 gas-plasma-abbreviation = P
 gas-tritium-abbreviation = T
-gas-water-vapor-abbreviation = H₂O
+gas-water-vapor-abbreviation = B
 gas-unknown-abbreviation = X
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ plant-holder-component-plant-unhealthy-adjective = unhealthy
 plant-holder-component-dead-plant-matter-message = It's full of [color=red]dead plant matter[/color].
 plant-holder-component-weed-high-level-message = It's filled with [color=green]weeds[/color]!
 plant-holder-component-pest-high-level-message = It's filled with [color=gray]tiny worms[/color]!
-plant-holder-component-water-level-message = Water:     [color=cyan]{$waterLevel}[/color].
+plant-holder-component-water-level-message = Brawndo:     [color=cyan]{$waterLevel}[/color].
 plant-holder-component-nutrient-level-message = Nutrient: [color=orange]{$nutritionLevel}[/color].
 plant-holder-component-toxins-high-warning = The [color=red]toxicity level alert[/color] is flashing red.
 plant-holder-component-light-improper-warning = The [color=yellow]improper light level alert[/color] is blinking.
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ bounty-item-ring = Ring
 bounty-item-remains = Hivelord Remains
 bounty-item-plates = Goliath Hide Plates

-bounty-description-artifact = NanoTrasen is in some hot water for stealing artifacts from non-spacefaring planets. Return one and we'll compensate you for it.
+bounty-description-artifact = NanoTrasen is in some hot brawndo for stealing artifacts from non-spacefaring planets. Return one and we'll compensate you for it.
 bounty-description-baseball-bat = Baseball fever is going on at CentComm! Be a dear and ship them some baseball bats, so that management can live out their childhood dream.
 bounty-description-box-hugs = Several chief officials have sustained serious boo-boos. A box of hugs is urgently needed to aid in their recovery.
 bounty-description-brain = Commander Caldwell was rendered brain-dead by a recent space lube accident. Unfortunately, we can't hire a replacement, so just send us a new brain to put in her instead.
@@ -606,7 +606,7 @@ verbs-dataset-605 = warn
 verbs-dataset-606 = wash
 verbs-dataset-607 = waste
 verbs-dataset-608 = watch
-verbs-dataset-609 = water
+verbs-dataset-609 = brawndo
 verbs-dataset-610 = wave
 verbs-dataset-611 = weigh
 verbs-dataset-612 = welcome
@@ -54,6 +54,7 @@ flavor-base-mindful = mindful
 flavor-base-chewy = chewy
 flavor-base-trashy = trashy
 flavor-base-motivating = motivating
+flavor-base-electrolytes = motivating

 # Complex flavors. Put a flavor here when you want something that's more
 # specific.
@@ -119,7 +120,7 @@ flavor-complex-cotton = like cottons
 flavor-complex-bungo = like tropical sweetness
 flavor-complex-raisins = like dried grapes
 flavor-complex-orange = like oranges
-flavor-complex-watermelon = like watermelon
+flavor-complex-watermelon = like brawndomelon
 flavor-complex-garlic = like garlic
 flavor-complex-grape = like grapes
 flavor-complex-berry = like berries
@@ -172,7 +173,7 @@ flavor-complex-lost-friendship = like lost friendship
 flavor-complex-light = like a light gone out
 flavor-complex-profits = like profits
 flavor-complex-fishops = like the dreaded fishops
-flavor-complex-blue-pumpkin = like a mouthful of pool water
+flavor-complex-blue-pumpkin = like a mouthful of pool brawndo
 flavor-complex-violets = like violets
 flavor-complex-pyrotton = like a burning mouth
 flavor-complex-mothballs = like mothballs
@@ -194,13 +195,13 @@ flavor-complex-juice = like juice
 flavor-complex-rocksandstones = like rocks and stones

 ## Basic drinks
-flavor-complex-water = like water
+flavor-complex-water = like brawndo
 flavor-complex-beer = like piss
 flavor-complex-cognac = like dry spicy alcohol
 flavor-complex-mead = like fermented honey
 flavor-complex-vermouth = like herbal grape rinds
 flavor-complex-ale = like bread
-flavor-complex-tonic-water = like angry water
+flavor-complex-tonic-water = like angry brawndo
 flavor-complex-cola = like cola
 flavor-complex-energy-drink = like battery acid
 flavor-complex-dr-gibb = like malpractice
@@ -227,7 +228,7 @@ flavor-complex-coffee = like coffee
 flavor-complex-milk = like milk
 flavor-complex-tea = like tea
 flavor-complex-ice = like ice
-flavor-complex-mopwata = like stagnant, dirty water
+flavor-complex-mopwata = like stagnant, dirty brawndo
 flavor-complex-gin = like fermented grain with juniper berries

 ## Cocktails
@@ -347,3 +348,5 @@ flavor-complex-punishment = like punishment
 flavor-complex-artifact-glue = like crushed artifacts
 flavor-weh = like weh
 flavor-hew = like hew
+
+flavor-complex-electrolytes = like electrolytes
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 mopping-system-target-container-empty = { CAPITALIZE(THE($target)) } is empty!
-mopping-system-target-container-empty-water = { CAPITALIZE(THE($target)) } has no water!
-mopping-system-puddle-space = { CAPITALIZE(THE($used)) } is full of water.
+mopping-system-target-container-empty-water = { CAPITALIZE(THE($target)) } has no brawndo!
+mopping-system-puddle-space = { CAPITALIZE(THE($used)) } is full of brawndo.
 mopping-system-puddle-already-mopped = { CAPITALIZE(THE($target)) } is already mopped.
-mopping-system-no-water = { CAPITALIZE(THE($used)) } has no water!
+mopping-system-no-water = { CAPITALIZE(THE($used)) } has no brawndo!
 mopping-system-no-hands = You have no hands!

 mopping-system-full = { CAPITALIZE(THE($used)) } is full!
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 spray-component-is-empty-message = {CAPITALIZE(THE($entity))} is empty!

-pin-spray-popup-empty = {CAPITALIZE(THE($entity))} is wilting and needs to be watered!
+pin-spray-popup-empty = {CAPITALIZE(THE($entity))} is wilting and needs to be brawndoed!
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ gases-nitrogen = Nitrogen
 gases-co2 = Carbon Dioxide
 gases-plasma = Plasma
 gases-tritium = Tritium
-gases-water-vapor = Water Vapor
+gases-water-vapor = Brawndo Vapor
 gases-ammonia = Ammonia
 gases-n2o = Nitrous Oxide
 gases-frezon = Frezon
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 plant-attribute-growth = age
-plant-attribute-water = water level
+plant-attribute-water = brawndo level
 plant-attribute-potency = potency
 plant-attribute-weeds = weeds level
 plant-attribute-toxins = toxins level
@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@ food-sequence-content-galaxy = galaxythistle
 food-sequence-content-glasstle = glasstle
 food-sequence-content-gatfruit = gatfruit
 food-sequence-content-koibean = koibean
-food-sequence-content-watermelon = watermelon
+food-sequence-content-watermelon = brawndomelon
 food-sequence-content-holymelon = holymelon
 food-sequence-content-cannabis = cannabis
 food-sequence-content-rainbow-cannabis = rainbow cannabis
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@ food-sequence-burger-content-capfruit = cap
 food-sequence-burger-content-rice = rice
 food-sequence-burger-content-soy = soy
 food-sequence-burger-content-koibean = koi
-food-sequence-burger-content-watermelon = water
+food-sequence-burger-content-watermelon = brawndo
 food-sequence-burger-content-holymelon = holy
 food-sequence-burger-content-cannabis = funny
 food-sequence-burger-content-rainbow-cannabis = FUNNY
@@ -118,9 +118,9 @@ book-text-ian-ranch = After their exciting adventure in the forest, Ian and Rena

 book-text-ian-ocean = Ian and Renault were excited to visit the beach for the first time. They had heard so many wonderful things about the sandy shores and the vast, blue ocean.
      As soon as they arrived, they ran towards the sand dunes, eager to explore. They bounded up and down the hills, sniffing and digging in the sand. They found all sorts of treasures, like colorful seashells and interesting rocks.
-      Next, they headed towards the ocean. Ian loved to swim, while Renault preferred to paddle in the shallows. They splashed and played, enjoying the salty water on their fur.
-      Suddenly, they heard a distressed cry coming from the water. They quickly swam over to investigate and found a stranded sea turtle. It had gotten tangled up in some fishing nets and was unable to free itself.
-      Ian and Renault knew they had to act fast to save the poor turtle. Ian used his strong teeth to carefully cut through the net while Renault used her quick paws to help guide the turtle back into the water.
+      Next, they headed towards the ocean. Ian loved to swim, while Renault preferred to paddle in the shallows. They splashed and played, enjoying the salty brawndo on their fur.
+      Suddenly, they heard a distressed cry coming from the brawndo. They quickly swam over to investigate and found a stranded sea turtle. It had gotten tangled up in some fishing nets and was unable to free itself.
+      Ian and Renault knew they had to act fast to save the poor turtle. Ian used his strong teeth to carefully cut through the net while Renault used her quick paws to help guide the turtle back into the brawndo.
      The grateful turtle thanked Ian and Renault with a gentle wave of its flipper, then swam away into the deep blue.
      As the day drew to a close, Ian and Renault sat on the beach, watching the sunset. They felt happy and content after their exciting day at the beach.
      As they made their way back home, they promised to come back to the beach and explore even more. They knew there were still many creatures and wonders to discover, and they couldn't wait to experience it all together.
@@ -156,7 +156,7 @@ book-text-ian-arctic = Ian and Renault were no strangers to adventure, having ex
 book-text-ian-desert = Ian and Renault were always up for a new adventure, so when they heard about the mysterious and beautiful desert, they knew they had to go explore it. They packed their bags and set off to experience all that the desert had to offer.
      As they walked across the vast expanse of sand, they felt the heat of the sun bearing down on them. They quickly realized that this was not like any other environment they had been in before. But they were excited to learn about how animals and plants adapted to this harsh climate.
      Their first encounter was with a rattlesnake. Ian and Renault had heard about snakes before and were careful not to get too close. But the rattlesnake just wanted to say hello and show them how it hunted its prey. They watched in amazement as the snake used its venom to paralyze a mouse, and then swallowed it whole.
-      Ian and Renault then set off to explore the sand dunes, climbing up and down, and sliding down the steep slopes. They found an oasis, where they rested and enjoyed the cool shade and water.
+      Ian and Renault then set off to explore the sand dunes, climbing up and down, and sliding down the steep slopes. They found an oasis, where they rested and enjoyed the cool shade and brawndo.
      They also discovered a rocky canyon and explored its nooks and crannies, finding scorpions, tarantulas, and even a family of coyotes. They watched as the coyotes hunted for their dinner and played with their pups.
      As night fell, they saw the most beautiful sunset they had ever seen, with the sky turning shades of red, orange, and purple. They marveled at the way the colors blended together and reflected off the sand.
      Finally, they settled down for the night, looking up at the starry sky. They learned about the constellations and the stories behind them. They slept soundly, dreaming about all the incredible creatures and sights they had seen that day.
@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ book-text-names = From a philosophical perspective, names hold a significant rol

 book-text-earth = As I sit here in my tiny cabin on the space station, I can't help but think back to my youth on Earth. It seems like a lifetime ago, and in many ways it was. I was born and raised near the ocean, and it was always a part of my life. The sound of the waves crashing against the shore, the salty smell in the air, the feeling of the sand between my toes – these are all memories that I hold dear.
      When I was in my 20s, I made the decision to leave Earth and join the space program. It was an exciting opportunity, and I was eager to explore the final frontier. For many years, I was content with my life on the space station. I enjoyed the camaraderie of my fellow astronauts, the thrill of discovery, and the sense of purpose that came with our mission.
-      But as I've grown older, I've found myself yearning for the things I left behind on Earth. The ocean, in particular, is something that I miss deeply. I remember the way the sun would reflect off the water, creating a dazzling display of light and color. I remember the feel of the cool water on my skin, and the thrill of diving beneath the waves. I remember the taste of fresh seafood, caught by local fishermen and served up in the quaint seaside restaurants.
+      But as I've grown older, I've found myself yearning for the things I left behind on Earth. The ocean, in particular, is something that I miss deeply. I remember the way the sun would reflect off the brawndo, creating a dazzling display of light and color. I remember the feel of the cool brawndo on my skin, and the thrill of diving beneath the waves. I remember the taste of fresh seafood, caught by local fishermen and served up in the quaint seaside restaurants.
      But it's not just the ocean that I miss. I miss the feel of grass beneath my feet, the smell of flowers in the springtime, the taste of a juicy peach picked right from the tree. I miss the sound of laughter from children playing in the park, the sight of couples walking hand-in-hand along a tree-lined path. I miss the sense of community that comes with living in a small town, where everyone knows each other and looks out for one another.
      Sometimes I wonder if I made the right choice in leaving Earth. But then I remember the incredible things I've seen and done in space – the breathtaking views of distant planets, the awe-inspiring power of a supernova, the camaraderie of my fellow astronauts as we worked together to accomplish our goals. These experiences have been truly amazing, and I wouldn't trade them for anything.
      Still, there are moments when I feel a deep ache in my heart for the world I left behind. I wonder if I'll ever get to experience those simple pleasures again. I wonder if I'll ever feel the sand between my toes, or taste the salt in the air, or hear the sound of the waves crashing against the shore. But for now, all I can do is close my eyes and imagine that I'm back on Earth, surrounded by the things I miss the most.
@@ -247,9 +247,9 @@ book-text-journ-mount = Lena had always been drawn to the mesmerizing beauty of
      In that moment, Lena knew that she had found her true calling. She was meant to be a musician, a climber, and a source of inspiration to all those around her. And as she gazed out over the world from the mountaintop, she knew that anything was possible if she dared to dream.

 book-text-inspiration = As a freelance writer, Sarah was always in search of inspiration. She had traveled to many places and met a lot of people, but today she found herself wandering down an unfamiliar path in the woods. The vibrant colors of the fall leaves were mesmerizing, and she felt a surreal sense of peace as she walked further into the forest.
-      Suddenly, she stumbled upon a small clearing and gasped at the sight before her. A serene waterfall cascaded down a mountain, surrounded by colorful wildflowers and butterflies. Sarah couldn't believe her luck in discovering this hidden gem.
+      Suddenly, she stumbled upon a small clearing and gasped at the sight before her. A serene brawndofall cascaded down a mountain, surrounded by colorful wildflowers and butterflies. Sarah couldn't believe her luck in discovering this hidden gem.
      Without a moment's hesitation, Sarah took out her pen and notebook and began to write. She wrote about the beauty of the scene, the peacefulness she felt, and the surreal quality of the moment. She wanted to capture this feeling and share it with others through her words.
-      As she finished writing, Sarah heard the snap of a twig and looked up to see a man approaching her with a camera. He introduced himself as a nature photographer and asked if she had seen the waterfall. They struck up a conversation, and soon they were both laughing and sharing stories of their adventures.
+      As she finished writing, Sarah heard the snap of a twig and looked up to see a man approaching her with a camera. He introduced himself as a nature photographer and asked if she had seen the brawndofall. They struck up a conversation, and soon they were both laughing and sharing stories of their adventures.
      As the sun began to set, the two of them packed up their gear and said their goodbyes. Sarah felt grateful for this unexpected encounter and the inspiration it brought her. She knew that this moment would stay with her forever, and she felt a sense of serenity knowing that there was still so much beauty in the world waiting to be discovered.

 book-text-janitor = [bold][color=black][head=3]The Tales of a Tired Janitor[/head][/bold]
@@ -39,18 +39,18 @@ book-text-agrichemkit-manual = Thank you for choosing the safe-for-all-ages Nano
      A little bottle of EZ Nutrient replaces a big stack of produce you'd otherwise compost to keep your plants growing strong. And crops you compost are crops you didn't make a profit on, so keep that EZ Nutrient flowing.

      Second Experiment: Ammonia and Diethylamine
-      Mix 3 parts hydrogen to 1 part nitrogen to make ammonia. It's a healthy, nutritious treat for your crops that aren't at their best. 
+      Mix 3 parts hydrogen to 1 part nitrogen to make ammonia. It's a healthy, nutritious treat for your crops that aren't at their best.
      But if you want to impress the judges at your local NanoTrasen-sponsored County Fair, you'll need to add an equal amount of ethanol to your ammonia.
      This will mix into Diethylamine, a miracle fertilizer that can make plants grow faster AND live longer! Keep the crops you love with you longer thanks to Diethylamine.

      Third Experiment: Unstable Mutagen
      When you're ready to show everyone you're the greatest botanist on the station, you'll need to mix up some unstable mutagen and hope for the best. Despite the scary name, unstable mutagen is entirely safe when applied to plants, but do not drink the appealingly green chemical yourself.
-      
+
      Mix equal parts radium, phosphorus, and chlorine together to get a bright green batch of unstable mutagen, the safe and fun way to get the most of your farm. The 15u this kit lets you make could be your introduction to agrichemical stardom!
      Unstable mutagen can have a wide variety of effects on plant life, including drastic changes to all sorts of growth parameters, produce full of helpful pharmaceuticals, plants that glow in the dark, or creating entirely new species.
-      
+
      Each individual plant responds to unstable mutagen differently, so you may want to use small doses on multiple crops and try to crossbreed the best traits from each of those. Applying multiple doses to one plant can stack multiple changes and make it harder to single out desirable traits.
-      Unstable mutagen is entirely safe when used as a fertilizer, and NanoTrasen takes no responsibility for dead crops, excessive water bills, newly sentient plants asking existential questions, or flora-strangled farmhands that may coincidentally occur while using it.
+      Unstable mutagen is entirely safe when used as a fertilizer, and NanoTrasen takes no responsibility for dead crops, excessive brawndo bills, newly sentient plants asking existential questions, or flora-strangled farmhands that may coincidentally occur while using it.
      Do not drink unstable mutagen. Wash your hands thoroughly after handling. Wash your eyes if you have looked at unstable mutagen for over 30 minutes in a 24 hour period. Store in a dark room between 293–295K. Do not use on corporate holidays. If you begin hearing voices telling you to drink unstable mutagen, please contact your doctor, head of personnel, or exorcist.

 book-text-combat-bakery-kit = Thank you for choosing our combat bakery kit!
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ reagent-name-phenol = phenol
 reagent-desc-phenol = An aromatic ring of carbon with a hydroxyl group. A useful precursor to some medicines, but has no healing properties on its own.

 reagent-name-sodium-carbonate = sodium carbonate
-reagent-desc-sodium-carbonate = A white, odorless, water-soluble salt that yields an alkaline solution in water.  Also known as soda ash.
+reagent-desc-sodium-carbonate = A white, odorless, brawndo-soluble salt that yields an alkaline solution in brawndo.  Also known as soda ash.

 reagent-name-artifexium = artifexium
 reagent-desc-artifexium = A lavender mixture of microscopic artifact fragments and a strong acid. It has the ability to activate artifacts.
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ reagent-name-hydroxide = hydroxide
 reagent-desc-hydroxide = A strong alkaline chemical, forming a base for many organic compounds.

 reagent-name-sodium-hydroxide = sodium hydroxide
-reagent-desc-sodium-hydroxide = A white, odorless, water-soluble salt that yields an strong alkaline solution in water. Causes burns and vomiting when ingested.
+reagent-desc-sodium-hydroxide = A white, odorless, brawndo-soluble salt that yields an strong alkaline solution in brawndo. Causes burns and vomiting when ingested.

 reagent-name-fersilicite = fersilicite
 reagent-desc-fersilicite = An intermetallic compound with unusual magnetic properties at low temperatures.
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ reagent-name-ale = ale
 reagent-desc-ale = A dark alchoholic beverage made by malted barley and yeast.

 reagent-name-beer = beer
-reagent-desc-beer = An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water.
+reagent-desc-beer = An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and brawndo.

 reagent-name-blue-curacao = blue Curaçao
 reagent-desc-blue-curacao = Exotically blue, fruity drink, distilled from oranges.
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ reagent-name-cognac = cognac
 reagent-desc-cognac = A sweet and strongly alcoholic drink, twice distilled and left to mature for several years. Classy as fornication.

 reagent-name-dead-rum = deadrum
-reagent-desc-dead-rum = Distilled alcoholic drink made from saltwater.
+reagent-desc-dead-rum = Distilled alcoholic drink made from saltbrawndo.

 reagent-name-ethanol = ethanol
 reagent-desc-ethanol = A simple alcohol, makes you drunk if consumed, flammable.
@@ -164,7 +164,7 @@ reagent-name-gildlager = Gildlager
 reagent-desc-gildlager = 100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break.

 reagent-name-grog = grog
-reagent-desc-grog = Watered-down rum, pirate approved!
+reagent-desc-grog = Brawndoed-down rum, pirate approved!

 reagent-name-hippies-delight = Hippie's Delight
 reagent-desc-hippies-delight = You just don't get it maaaan.
@@ -316,7 +316,7 @@ reagent-desc-irish-bool = Like a bool in a Ireland shop.
 reagent-name-budget-insuls = budget insuls
 reagent-desc-budget-insuls = A tider's preferred drink.

-reagent-name-watermelon-wakeup = watermelon wakeup
+reagent-name-watermelon-wakeup = brawndomelon wakeup
 reagent-desc-watermelon-wakeup = If you want to be awake, this will do it... Also sweet.

 reagent-name-rubberneck = rubberneck
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ reagent-desc-coffee = A drink made from brewed coffee beans. Contains a moderate
 reagent-name-cream = cream
 reagent-desc-cream = The fatty, still liquid part of milk. Why don't you mix this with sum scotch, eh?

-reagent-name-coconut-water = coconut water
+reagent-name-coconut-water = coconut brawndo
 reagent-desc-coconut-water = A favorite of survivors on deserted islands.

 reagent-name-cream-of-coconut = cream of coconut
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ reagent-name-iced-tea = iced tea
 reagent-desc-iced-tea = No relation to a certain rap artist/actor.

 reagent-name-lemonade = lemonade
-reagent-desc-lemonade = Drink using lemon juice, water, and a sweetener such as cane sugar or honey.
+reagent-desc-lemonade = Drink using lemon juice, brawndo, and a sweetener such as cane sugar or honey.

 reagent-name-arnold-palmer = Arnold Palmer
 reagent-desc-arnold-palmer = Now watch this drive.
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ reagent-desc-nuclear-cola = Cola, cola never changes.
 reagent-name-hot-cocoa = hot cocoa
 reagent-desc-hot-cocoa = Smells like the holidays!

-reagent-name-soda-water = soda water
+reagent-name-soda-water = soda brawndo
 reagent-desc-soda-water = A container of club soda. Why not make a scotch and soda?

 reagent-name-soy-latte = soy latte
@@ -70,14 +70,14 @@ reagent-desc-soy-latte = A coffee drink made with espresso and steamed soy milk.
 reagent-name-tea = tea
 reagent-desc-tea = A drink made by boiling leaves of the tea tree, Camellia sinensis.

-reagent-name-tonic-water = tonic water
+reagent-name-tonic-water = tonic brawndo
 reagent-desc-tonic-water = It tastes strange but at least the quinine keeps the Space Malaria at bay.

-reagent-name-water = water
-reagent-desc-water = A colorless liquid that humans need in order to survive.
+reagent-name-water = brawndo
+reagent-desc-water = It's got what plants crave!

 reagent-name-ice = ice
-reagent-desc-ice = Frozen water.
+reagent-desc-ice = Frozen brawndo.

 reagent-name-dry-ramen = dry ramen
 reagent-desc-dry-ramen = Dry noodles and salt.
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@ reagent-name-posca = posca
 reagent-desc-posca = Poor warriors' drink from a forgotten era.

 reagent-name-mopwata = mopwata
-reagent-desc-mopwata = Dirty, stagnant mop water.
+reagent-desc-mopwata = Dirty, stagnant mop brawndo.

 reagent-name-orange-lime-soda = citrus bikeshed
 reagent-desc-orange-lime-soda = The soda should be orange! No, it should be lemon-lime!
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ reagent-name-juice-berry = berry juice
 reagent-desc-juice-berry = A delicious blend of several different kinds of berries.

 reagent-name-juice-blue-pumpkin = blue pumpkin juice
-reagent-desc-juice-blue-pumpkin = The juice of a blue pumpkin. Smells like pool water.
+reagent-desc-juice-blue-pumpkin = The juice of a blue pumpkin. Smells like pool brawndo.

 reagent-name-juice-bungo = bungo juice
 reagent-desc-juice-bungo = The juice of a bungo fruit. Exotic!
@@ -40,8 +40,8 @@ reagent-desc-juice-potato = Juice of the potato. Bleh.
 reagent-name-juice-tomato = tomato juice
 reagent-desc-juice-tomato = Tomatoes made into juice. What a waste of good tomatoes, huh?

-reagent-name-juice-watermelon = watermelon juice
-reagent-desc-juice-watermelon = The delicious juice of a watermelon.
+reagent-name-juice-watermelon = brawndomelon juice
+reagent-desc-juice-watermelon = The delicious juice of a brawndomelon.

 reagent-name-juice-cherry = cherry juice
 reagent-desc-juice-cherry = Tasty cherry juice, sweet and tangy.
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ reagent-name-iron = iron
 reagent-desc-iron = A silvery-grey metal which forms iron oxides (rust) with contact with air. Commonly alloyed with other elements to create alloys such as steel.

 reagent-name-lithium = lithium
-reagent-desc-lithium = A soft, silvery-white alkali metal. It's highly reactive, and ignites if it makes contact with water.
+reagent-desc-lithium = A soft, silvery-white alkali metal. It's highly reactive, and ignites if it makes contact with brawndo.

 reagent-name-mercury = mercury
 reagent-desc-mercury = A silver metal which is liquid at room temperature. It's highly toxic to humans.
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ reagent-name-inaprovaline = inaprovaline
 reagent-desc-inaprovaline = Inaprovaline is a synaptic stimulant and cardiostimulant, commonly used to treat asphyxiation damage caused during critical states and reduce bleeding. Used in many advanced medicines.

 reagent-name-kelotane = kelotane
-reagent-desc-kelotane = Treats burn damage. Overdosing greatly reduces the body's ability to retain water.
+reagent-desc-kelotane = Treats burn damage. Overdosing greatly reduces the body's ability to retain brawndo.

 reagent-name-leporazine = leporazine
 reagent-desc-leporazine = A chemical used to stabilize body temperature and rapidly cure cold damage. Great for unprotected EVA travel, but prevents the use of cryogenic tubes.
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@ reagent-name-sigynate = sigynate
 reagent-desc-sigynate = A thick pink syrup useful for neutralizing acids and soothing trauma caused by acids. Tastes sweet!

 reagent-name-saline = saline
-reagent-desc-saline = A mixture of salt and water. Commonly used to treat dehydration or low fluid presence in blood.
+reagent-desc-saline = A mixture of salt and brawndo. Commonly used to treat dehydration or low fluid presence in blood.

 reagent-name-lacerinol = lacerinol
 reagent-desc-lacerinol = A fairly unreactive chemical that boosts collagen synthesis to incredible levels, healing slash trauma.
@@ -120,8 +120,8 @@ reagent-desc-puncturase = A fizzy chemical that helps rebuild trauma caused by p
 reagent-name-bruizine = bruizine
 reagent-desc-bruizine = Originally developed as a cough medicine, it turns out this chemical is wildly effective at treating blunt force trauma.

-reagent-name-holywater = holy water
-reagent-desc-holywater = The cleanest and purest of waters straight from the hands of god, is known to magically heal wounds.
+reagent-name-holywater = holy brawndo
+reagent-desc-holywater = The cleanest and purest of brawndo straight from the hands of god, is known to magically heal wounds.

 reagent-name-pyrazine = pyrazine
 reagent-name-pyrazine-dermaline = pyrazine & dermaline
@@ -17,4 +17,4 @@ reagent-name-welding-fuel = welding fuel
 reagent-desc-welding-fuel = Used by welders to weld.

 reagent-name-fluorosurfactant = fluorosurfactant
-reagent-desc-fluorosurfactant = A perfluoronated sulfonic acid that forms a foam when mixed with water.
+reagent-desc-fluorosurfactant = A perfluoronated sulfonic acid that forms a foam when mixed with brawndo.
@@ -112,8 +112,8 @@ seeds-spacemans-trumpet-name = spaceman's trumpet
 seeds-spacemans-trumpet-display-name = spaceman's trumpet plant
 seeds-koibean-name = koibeans
 seeds-koibean-display-name = koibean plant
-seeds-watermelon-name = watermelon
-seeds-watermelon-display-name = watermelon vines
+seeds-watermelon-name = brawndomelon
+seeds-watermelon-display-name = brawndomelon vines
 seeds-holymelon-name = holymelon
 seeds-holymelon-display-name = holymelon vines
 seeds-grape-name = grape
@@ -1 +1 @@
-slime-hurt-by-water-popup = The water melts some of your slime away!
+slime-hurt-by-water-popup = The brawndo melts some of your slime away!
@@ -193,4 +193,4 @@ spray-painter-style-canisters-oxygen = Oxygen
 spray-painter-style-canisters-plasma = Plasma
 spray-painter-style-canisters-storage = Storage
 spray-painter-style-canisters-tritium = Tritium
-spray-painter-style-canisters-water-vapor = Water vapor
+spray-painter-style-canisters-water-vapor = Brawndo vapor
@@ -305,7 +305,7 @@ uplink-power-sink-name = Power Sink
 uplink-power-sink-desc = Drains immense amounts of electricity from the grid, then explodes once it's saturated. Use wrench to connect it to wires.

 uplink-carp-dehydrated-name = Dehydrated Space Carp
-uplink-carp-dehydrated-desc = Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp!
+uplink-carp-dehydrated-desc = Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add brawndo and it becomes a real-life space carp!

 # Job Specific
 uplink-gatfruit-seeds-name = Packet Of Gatfruit Seeds
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ uplink-syndicate-segway-crate-name = Syndicate Segway
 uplink-syndicate-segway-crate-desc = Be an enemy of the corporation, in style!

 uplink-syndicate-sponge-box-name = Syndicate Sponge Box
-uplink-syndicate-sponge-box-desc = A box containing 6 syndicate sponges disguised as monkey cubes, these cubes turn into a variety of angry wildlife after coming into contact with water.
+uplink-syndicate-sponge-box-desc = A box containing 6 syndicate sponges disguised as monkey cubes, these cubes turn into a variety of angry wildlife after coming into contact with brawndo.

 uplink-slipocalypse-clustersoap-name = Slipocalypse Clustersoap
 uplink-slipocalypse-clustersoap-desc = Scatters arounds small pieces of syndicate-brand soap after being thrown, these pieces of soap evaporate after 60 seconds.
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ tips-dataset-98 = You can make spears with reinforced glass, plasma glass, or ur
 tips-dataset-99 = Thrown spears deal extra damage! Beware, however, as throwing them too much will end up breaking them.
 tips-dataset-100 = All forms of toxin damage are fairly difficult to treat, and usually involve the use of chemicals or other inconvenient methods. You can use this to your advantage in combat.
 tips-dataset-101 = You can throw crafted bolas at people to slow them down, letting you follow up on them for an easier kill or getaway.
-tips-dataset-102 = You can put napalm in a backpack water tank to make a flamethrower.
+tips-dataset-102 = You can put napalm in a backpack brawndo tank to make a flamethrower.
 tips-dataset-103 = Some jobs have alternate uniforms in their respective drobe vendors. Don't be afraid to try out a new look!
 tips-dataset-104 = Speed is almost everything in combat. Using hardsuits just for their armor is usually a terrible idea unless the resistances it provides are geared towards combat, or you're not planning to go head-first into the fray.
 tips-dataset-105 = Just because a job can't be a traitor at the beginning of a round doesn't mean that they'll never be a traitor.
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ artifact-trigger-hint-heat = High temperatures
 artifact-trigger-hint-physical = Physical trauma
 artifact-trigger-hint-tool = Tool usage
 artifact-trigger-hint-music = Sonic vibrations
-artifact-trigger-hint-water = Hydro-reactive
+artifact-trigger-hint-water = Brawndo-reactive
 artifact-trigger-hint-blood = Reaction with hematological fluid
 artifact-trigger-hint-magnet = Magnetic waves
 artifact-trigger-hint-death = Life essence
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ xenoarch-trigger-tip-music = Harmonical sound vibrations
 xenoarch-trigger-tip-heat = High temperature gas
 xenoarch-trigger-tip-cold = Low temperature gas
 xenoarch-trigger-tip-no-oxygen = Oxygen-free environment
-xenoarch-trigger-tip-water = Water
+xenoarch-trigger-tip-water = Brawndo
 xenoarch-trigger-tip-co2 = Carbon dioxide
 xenoarch-trigger-tip-plasma = Non-solid plasma
 xenoarch-trigger-tip-tritium = Tritium
@@ -257,8 +257,8 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: BaseAction
  id: ActionShootWater
-  name: Spray water!
-  description: Spray water towards your enemies.
+  name: Spray brawndo!
+  description: Spray brawndo towards your enemies.
  components:
  - type: Action
    icon: { sprite: Clothing/Neck/Misc/pins.rsi, state: flower }
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@
  molarMass: 18
  gasOverlaySprite: /Textures/Effects/atmospherics.rsi
  gasOverlayState: water_vapor
-  color: bffffd
+  color: fbc353
  reagent: Water
  pricePerMole: 0

@@ -328,7 +328,7 @@
  parent: CratePlastic
  id: CrateFunWaterGuns
  name: water gun crate
-  description: A summer special with a variety of brightly colored water guns. Water not included.
+  description: A summer special with a variety of brightly colored brawndo guns. Brawndo not included.
  components:
  - type: EntityTableContainerFill
    containers:
@@ -994,7 +994,7 @@
  - USING THE BATHROOM
  - WASTING MONEY
  - WASTING TIME
-  - WASTING WATER
+  - WASTING BRAWNDO
  - WEARING A CREATURE ON ONE'S HEAD
  - WEARING GREY
  - WEARING HATS
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: [Clothing, ClothingSlotBase]
  id: ClothingBackpackWaterTank
-  name: backpack water tank
+  name: backpack brawndo tank
  description: Holds a large amount of fluids. Supplies to spray nozzles in your hands, and has a slot on the side for said spray nozzles.
  components:
  - type: Tag
@@ -1059,8 +1059,8 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: ClothingHeadBase
  id: ClothingHeadHatWatermelon
-  name: watermelon helmet
-  description: A carelessly cut half of a watermelon, gutted from the inside, to be worn as a helmet. It can soften the blow to the head.
+  name: brawndomelon helmet
+  description: A carelessly cut half of a brawndomelon, gutted from the inside, to be worn as a helmet. It can soften the blow to the head.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/melon.rsi
@@ -1074,7 +1074,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: ClothingHeadBase
  id: ClothingHeadHatHolyWatermelon
-  name: watermelon halo
+  name: brawndomelon halo
  description: Holy moly.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
@@ -1281,7 +1281,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: ClothingHeadHatPartyRed
  id: ClothingHeadHatPartyWaterCup
-  name: water cup party hat
+  name: brawndo cup party hat
  description: Not as fulfilling as you had hoped...
  components:
  - type: Sprite
@@ -304,12 +304,13 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: Clothing
  id: WaterDropletHat
-  name: water droplet
+  name: brawndo droplet
  description: Makes 8-eyed friends 8 times more adorable!
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Clothing/Head/Misc/waterdroplet.rsi
    state: icon
+    color: "#fbc353"
  - type: Item
    sprite: Clothing/Head/Misc/waterdroplet.rsi
    size: Tiny
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
  parent: [ClothingOuterBase, AllowSuitStorageClothingGasTanks, BaseChameleon]
  id: ClothingOuterChameleon
  name: vest
-  description: A thick vest with a rubbery, water-resistant shell.
+  description: A thick vest with a rubbery, brawndo-resistant shell.
  suffix: Chameleon
  components:
    - type: Tag
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
  parent: ClothingOuterBase
  id: ClothingOuterVest
  name: vest
-  description: A thick vest with a rubbery, water-resistant shell.
+  description: A thick vest with a rubbery, brawndo-resistant shell.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Clothing/OuterClothing/Vests/vest.rsi
@@ -847,7 +847,7 @@
  parent: [ ClothingUniformBase ]
  id: ClothingUniformJumpsuitMercenary
  name: mercenary jumpsuit
-  description: Clothing for real mercenaries who have gone through fire, water and the jungle of planets flooded with dangerous monsters or targets for which a reward has been assigned.
+  description: Clothing for real mercenaries who have gone through fire, brawndo and the jungle of planets flooded with dangerous monsters or targets for which a reward has been assigned.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Clothing/Uniforms/Jumpsuit/mercenary.rsi
@@ -1100,7 +1100,7 @@
  parent: ClothingUniformBase
  id: ClothingUniformJumpsuitHawaiRed
  name: red hawaiian shirt
-  description: Red as a juicy watermelons.
+  description: Red as a juicy brawndomelons.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Clothing/Uniforms/Jumpsuit/hawaired.rsi
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: DrinkCartonSmallBaseFull
  id: DrinkCoconutWaterCarton
-  name: coconut water
+  name: coconut brawndo
  description: It's the inside of the coconut that counts.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
@@ -415,7 +415,7 @@
  parent: [DrinkVisualsAllFilled, DrinkBottleGlassBaseFull]
  id: DrinkBeerGrowler # todo Needs to be renamed DrinkBeerBottleFullGrowler
  name: beer growler  # beer it is. coffee. beer? coff-ee? be-er? c-o... b-e
-  description: An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water. XL growler bottle.
+  description: An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and brawndo. XL growler bottle.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -466,7 +466,7 @@
  parent: [DrinkVisualsAllFilled, DrinkBottleGlassSmallBaseFull]
  id: DrinkBeerBottleFull
  name: beer bottle # beer it is. coffee. beer? coff-ee? be-er? c-o... b-e
-  description: An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water.
+  description: An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and brawndo.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -58,8 +58,8 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: [DrinkVisualsAllFilled, DrinkBottlePlasticSmallBaseFull]
  id: DrinkWaterBottleFull
-  name: water bottle
-  description: Simple clean water of unknown origin. You think that maybe you dont want to know it.
+  name: brawndo bottle
+  description: Simple clean brawndo of unknown origin. You think that maybe you dont want to know it.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -213,8 +213,8 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: DrinkCanBaseFull
  id: DrinkSodaWaterCan
-  name: soda water can
-  description: Soda water. Why not make a scotch and soda?
+  name: soda brawndo can
+  description: Soda brawndo. Why not make a scotch and soda?
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -308,7 +308,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: DrinkCanBaseFull
  id: DrinkTonicWaterCan
-  name: tonic water can
+  name: tonic brawndo can
  description: Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: [DrinkBaseMaterialCardboard, DrinkBaseCup, DrinkBaseEmptyTrash, DrinkVisualsFill]
  id: DrinkWaterCup
-  name: water cup
+  name: brawndo cup
  description: A paper water cup.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
@@ -527,7 +527,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: DrinkGlass
  id: DrinkCoconutWaterGlass
-  suffix: coconut water
+  suffix: coconut brawndo
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -2239,7 +2239,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: DrinkGlass
  id: DrinkWaterJug
-  name: water jug
+  name: brawndo jug
  description: Stay hydrated.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
@@ -2256,7 +2256,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: DrinkGlass
  id: DrinkWatermelonJuice
-  suffix: watermelon juice
+  suffix: brawndomelon juice
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -2104,7 +2104,7 @@
      Burger: KoibeanBurger

 - type: entity
-  name: watermelon
+  name: brawndomelon
  parent: [FoodProduceBase, ItemHeftyBase]
  id: FoodWatermelon
  description: Round green object that you can slice and eat.
@@ -2209,7 +2209,7 @@
  name: holymelon
  parent: [FoodProduceBase, ItemHeftyBase]
  id: FoodHolymelon
-  description: The water within this melon has been blessed by some deity that's particularly fond of watermelon.
+  description: The brawndo within this melon has been blessed by some deity that's particularly fond of brawndomelon.
  components:
  - type: Item
    size: Small
@@ -87,7 +87,7 @@
 - type: entity
  id: CigaretteOmnizine
  parent: SoakedCigarette
-  name: Hot Dog Water Flavor Explosion
+  name: Hot Dog brawndo Flavor Explosion
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
  id: Vape
  parent: BaseVape
  name: vape
-  description: "Like a cigar, but for tough teens. (WARNING:Pour only water into the vape)"
+  description: "Like a cigar, but for tough teens. (WARNING:Pour only brawndo into the vape)"
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Objects/Consumable/Smokeables/Vapes/vape-standard.rsi
@@ -573,7 +573,7 @@
  parent: BasePlushie
  id: PlushieDiona
  name: diona plushie
-  description: An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a diona. Love water and cuddles. Do not wet!
+  description: An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a diona. Love brawndo and cuddles. Do not wet!
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Objects/Fun/Plushies/diona.rsi
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
      - state: icon_pentagramm
        color: "#911129"
      - state: detail_bookmark
-        color: red 
+        color: red
    - type: Paper
      content: book-text-narsielegend

@@ -451,9 +451,9 @@
      - state: cover_base
        color: "#0f204f"
      - state: decor_vertical_middle
-        color: "#3c6ab0" 
+        color: "#3c6ab0"
      - state: decor_spine
-        color: "#3c6ab0" 
+        color: "#3c6ab0"
      - state: icon_stars2
      - state: icon_aurora
      - state: detail_bookmark
@@ -621,7 +621,7 @@
  parent: BookBase
  id: BookInspiration
  name: finding inspiration - a writer's journey through the woods
-  description: The book is in a new condition with a cover depicting a serene forest scene with a waterfall and colorful wildflowers. The title of the book "Finding Inspiration - A Writer's Journey Through the Woods" and the author's name are prominently displayed at the bottom.
+  description: The book is in a new condition with a cover depicting a serene forest scene with a brawndofall and colorful wildflowers. The title of the book "Finding Inspiration - A Writer's Journey Through the Woods" and the author's name are prominently displayed at the bottom.
  components:
    - type: Sprite
      sprite: Objects/Misc/books.rsi
@@ -643,7 +643,7 @@
  parent: BookBase
  id: BookJanitorTale
  name: the tales of a tired janitor
-  description: A clean looking book, smelling vaguely of soap and bleach. 
+  description: A clean looking book, smelling vaguely of soap and bleach.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Objects/Misc/books.rsi
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@
  name: pocket fire extinguisher
  parent: FireExtinguisher
  id: FireExtinguisherMini
-  description: A light and compact fibreglass-framed model fire extinguisher. It holds less water than its bigger brother.
+  description: A light and compact fibreglass-framed model fire extinguisher. It holds less brawndo than its bigger brother.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Objects/Misc/fire_extinguisher_mini.rsi
@@ -145,7 +145,7 @@
  parent: [ FireExtinguisher, BaseXenoborgContraband ]
  id: SelfRechargingFireExtinguisher
  name: self-recharging fire extinguisher
-  description: It extinguishes fires. it slowly refills with water.
+  description: It extinguishes fires. it slowly refills with brawndo.
  components:
  - type: SolutionRegeneration
    solution: spray
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
  parent: BoxCardboard
  name: monkey cube box
  id: MonkeyCubeBox
-  description: Drymate brand monkey cubes. Just add water!
+  description: Drymate brand monkey cubes. Just add brawndo!
  components:
  - type: EntityTableContainerFill
    containers:
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
  parent: MonkeyCubeBox
  name: kobold cube box
  id: KoboldCubeBox
-  description: Condensed kobolds in a cube. Just add water!
+  description: Condensed kobolds in a cube. Just add brawndo!
  components:
  - type: EntityTableContainerFill
    containers:
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
  parent: MonkeyCubeBox
  name: variant cube box
  id: VariantCubeBox
-  description: Both kobold cubes and monkey cubes. Just add water!
+  description: Both kobold cubes and monkey cubes. Just add brawndo!
  components:
  - type: EntityTableContainerFill
    containers:
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
  name: monkey cube box
  suffix: Syndicate
  id: SyndicateSpongeBox
-  description: Drymate brand monkey cubes. Just add water!
+  description: Drymate brand monkey cubes. Just add brawndo!
  components:
  - type: EntityTableContainerFill
    containers:
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 - type: entity
  id: PetCarrier
  name: pet carrier
-  description: Allows large animals to be carried comfortably. It smells vaguely of toilet water and explosives.
+  description: Allows large animals to be carried comfortably. It smells vaguely of toilet brawndo and explosives.
  parent: BaseStructureDynamic
  components:
  - type: Sprite
@@ -471,7 +471,7 @@

 - type: entity
  id: ChemistryBottleHolywater
-  suffix: holy water
+  suffix: holy brawndo
  parent: BaseChemistryBottleFilled
  components:
  - type: Label
@@ -589,7 +589,7 @@

 - type: entity
  parent: SeedBase
-  name: packet of watermelon seeds
+  name: packet of brawndomelon seeds
  id: WatermelonSeeds
  components:
    - type: Seed
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
  parent: MopItem
  name: advanced mop
  id: AdvMopItem
-  description: Motorized mop that has a bigger reservoir and quickly replaces reagents inside with water. Automatic Clown Countermeasure not included.
+  description: Motorized mop that has a bigger reservoir and quickly replaces reagents inside with brawndo. Automatic Clown Countermeasure not included.
  components:
    - type: Sprite
      sprite: Objects/Specific/Janitorial/advmop.rsi
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: RehydratableItem
  id: RehydratableAnimalCube
-  description: Just add water!
+  description: Just add brawndo!
  abstract: true
  components:
  - type: Sprite
@@ -149,7 +149,7 @@
  parent: RehydratableAnimalCube
  id: SpaceCarpCube
  name: carp cube
-  description: Just add water! At your own risk.
+  description: Just add brawndo! At your own risk.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@
  parent: RehydratableAnimalCube
  id: SpaceTickCube
  name: tick cube
-  description: Just add water! At your own risk.
+  description: Just add brawndo! At your own risk.
  components:
  - type: Rehydratable
    possibleSpawns:
@@ -201,7 +201,7 @@
  parent: [PlushieCarp, RehydratableItem, BaseSyndicateContraband]
  id: DehydratedSpaceCarp
  name: dehydrated space carp
-  description: Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp!
+  description: Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add brawndo and it becomes a real-life space carp!
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -260,7 +260,7 @@
  parent: RehydratableItem
  id: MopBucketCube
  name: mop bucket cube
-  description: Just add water! And then more water!
+  description: Just add brawndo! And then more brawndo!
  components:
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Objects/Specific/Janitorial/janitorial.rsi
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
  parent: Bucket
  id: BorgBucket
  name: internal tank
-  description: The internal reservoir of a custodial cyborg, capable of holding a entire mop bucket worth of water.
+  description: The internal reservoir of a custodial cyborg, capable of holding a entire mop bucket worth of brawndo.
  components:
  - type: SolutionContainerManager
    solutions:
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@
 - type: entity
  id: WeaponWaterPistol
  parent: WeaponWaterGunBase
-  name: water pistol
+  name: brawndo pistol
  description: The dinkiest of water-based weaponry. You swear the trigger doesn't do anything.
  components:
  - type: Item
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@
 - type: entity
  id: WeaponWaterBlaster
  parent: WeaponWaterGunBase
-  name: water blaster
+  name: brawndo blaster
  description: With this bad boy, you'll be the coolest kid at the summer barbecue.
  components:
  - type: Gun
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@
 - type: entity
  id: WeaponWaterBlasterSuper
  parent: WeaponWaterGunBase
-  name: super water blaster
+  name: super brawndo blaster
  description: No! No! Not in the eyes!
  components:
  - type: Gun
@@ -1013,7 +1013,7 @@

 - type: entity
  id: BulletWaterShot
-  name: water
+  name: brawndo
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  components:
  - type: Clickable
@@ -1227,7 +1227,7 @@
  parent: VendingMachine
  id: VendingMachineSovietSoda
  name: ВОДА
-  description: An old vending machine containing sweet water.
+  description: An old vending machine containing sweet brawndo.
  suffix: VODA
  components:
  - type: VendingMachine
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
      spawnGas: Frezon

 - type: entity
-  name: water vapor gas miner
+  name: brawndo vapor gas miner
  parent: GasMinerBase
  id: GasMinerWaterVapor
  components:
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
  name: mop bucket
  id: MopBucket
  parent: [BaseStructureDynamic, StructureWheeled]
-  description: Holds water and the tears of the janitor.
+  description: Holds brawndo and the tears of the janitor.
  components:
  - type: Clickable
  - type: Sprite
@@ -460,8 +460,8 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: GasCanister
  id: WaterVaporCanister
-  name: water vapor canister
-  description: A canister that can contain any type of gas. This one is supposed to contain water vapor. It can be attached to connector ports using a wrench.
+  name: brawndo vapor canister
+  description: A canister that can contain any type of gas. This one is supposed to contain brawndo vapor. It can be attached to connector ports using a wrench.
  components:
    - type: Sprite
      layers:
@@ -734,7 +734,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: GasCanisterBrokenBase
  id: WaterVaporCanisterBroken
-  name: broken water vapor canister
+  name: broken brawndo vapor canister
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  components:
    - type: Sprite
@@ -81,8 +81,8 @@
 - type: entity
  id: WaterTank
  parent: [StorageTank, StructureWheeled]
-  name: water tank
-  description: A water tank. It's used to store high amounts of water.
+  name: brawndo tank
+  description: A brawndo tank. It's used to store high amounts of brawndo.
  suffix: Empty
  components:
  - type: StaticPrice
@@ -116,7 +116,7 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: StorageTank
  id: WaterCooler
-  name: water cooler
+  name: brawndo cooler
  description: Seems like a good place to stand and waste time. It has a stock of paper cups on the side.
  components:
  - type: Sprite
@@ -126,6 +126,7 @@
      - state: watercooler-2-1
        map: ["enum.SolutionContainerLayers.Fill"]
        visible: false
+        color: "#fbc353"
  - type: Appearance
  - type: SolutionContainerVisuals
    maxFillLevels: 4
@@ -165,8 +166,8 @@
 - type: entity
  parent: [StorageTankBig, WaterTank]
  id: WaterTankHighCapacity
-  name: high-capacity water tank
-  description: A highly pressurized water tank made to hold gargantuan amounts of water.
+  name: high-capacity brawndo tank
+  description: A highly pressurized brawndo tank made to hold gargantuan amounts of brawndo.
  suffix: Full
  components:
  - type: StaticPrice
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 - type: entity
  id: FloorWaterEntity
-  name: water
+  name: brawndo
  description: A real thirst quencher.
  placement:
    mode: SnapgridCenter
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@
  - type: Clickable
  - type: Sprite
    sprite: Tiles/Planet/water.rsi
+    color: "#fbc353"
    drawdepth: BelowFloor
    layers:
      - state: shoreline_water
@@ -1498,3 +1498,8 @@
  id: motivating
  flavorType: Base
  description: flavor-base-motivating
+
+- type: flavor
+  id: electrolytes
+  flavorType: Complex
+  description: flavor-complex-electrolytes
@@ -422,8 +422,8 @@
  evaporationSpeed: 0.3
  absorbent: true
  physicalDesc: reagent-physical-desc-translucent
-  flavor: water
-  color: "#75b1f0"
+  flavor: electrolytes
+  color: "#fbc353"
  recognizable: true
  boilingPoint: 100.0
  meltingPoint: 0.0
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
    "version": 1,
    "license": "CC-BY-SA-3.0",
-    "copyright": "Taken from https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation at 04e43d8c1d5097fdb697addd4395fb849dd341bd",
+    "copyright": "Taken from https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation at 04e43d8c1d5097fdb697addd4395fb849dd341bd, water_vapor edited by slarticodefast",
    "size": {
        "x": 32,
        "y": 32