diff --git a/Robust.Shared/Utility/DebugTools.cs b/Robust.Shared/Utility/DebugTools.cs
index d6af16480..1297ae141 100644
--- a/Robust.Shared/Utility/DebugTools.cs
+++ b/Robust.Shared/Utility/DebugTools.cs
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 using System;
 using System.Diagnostics;
+using System.Runtime.CompilerServices;
 using JetBrains.Annotations;
 
 namespace Robust.Shared.Utility
@@ -46,6 +47,21 @@ namespace Robust.Shared.Utility
                 throw new DebugAssertException(message);
         }
 
+        /// <summary>
+        ///     An assertion that will <see langword="throw" /> an exception if the
+        ///     <paramref name="condition" /> is not true.
+        /// </summary>
+        /// <param name="condition">Condition that must be true.</param>
+        /// <param name="message">Exception message.</param>
+        [Conditional("DEBUG")]
+        [AssertionMethod]
+        public static void Assert([AssertionCondition(AssertionConditionType.IS_TRUE)]
+            bool condition, [InterpolatedStringHandlerArgument("condition")] ref AssertInterpolatedStringHandler message)
+        {
+            if (!condition)
+                throw new DebugAssertException(message.ToStringAndClear());
+        }
+
         /// <summary>
         ///     An assertion that will <see langword="throw" /> an exception if the
         ///     <paramref name="arg" /> is <see langword="null" />.
@@ -86,6 +102,32 @@ namespace Robust.Shared.Utility
         {
             Debugger.Break();
         }
+
+        [InterpolatedStringHandler]
+        public ref struct AssertInterpolatedStringHandler
+        {
+            private DefaultInterpolatedStringHandler _handler;
+
+            public AssertInterpolatedStringHandler(int literalLength, int formattedCount, bool condition, out bool shouldAppend)
+            {
+                if (condition)
+                {
+                    shouldAppend = false;
+                    _handler = default;
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    shouldAppend = true;
+                    _handler = new DefaultInterpolatedStringHandler(literalLength, formattedCount);
+                }
+            }
+
+            public string ToStringAndClear() => _handler.ToStringAndClear();
+            public override string ToString() => _handler.ToString();
+            public void AppendLiteral(string value) => _handler.AppendLiteral(value);
+            public void AppendFormatted<T>(T value) => _handler.AppendFormatted(value);
+            public void AppendFormatted<T>(T value, string? format) => _handler.AppendFormatted(value, format);
+        }
     }
 
     [Virtual]
diff --git a/Robust.UnitTesting/Shared/Utility/DebugTools_Test.cs b/Robust.UnitTesting/Shared/Utility/DebugTools_Test.cs
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..cade6592a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Robust.UnitTesting/Shared/Utility/DebugTools_Test.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+using System;
+using System.Diagnostics;
+using NUnit.Framework;
+using Robust.Shared.Utility;
+
+namespace Robust.UnitTesting.Shared.Utility;
+
+[TestFixture]
+[Parallelizable(ParallelScope.All)]
+[TestOf(typeof(DebugTools))]
+public sealed class DebugTools_Test
+{
+    [Test]
+    [TestCase(true, 5)]
+    [Conditional("DEBUG")]
+    public void TestAssertFormatNoAlloc(bool check, int val)
+    {
+        var allocA = GC.GetAllocatedBytesForCurrentThread();
+
+        DebugTools.Assert(check, $"Oops: {val}");
+
+        var allocB = GC.GetAllocatedBytesForCurrentThread();
+
+        Assert.That(allocB, Is.EqualTo(allocA));
+    }
+}